is naturally
is naturally the source of all objects, being and belonging. If God does not exist, then He has nothing to do with any of these. The revered saint’s thesis thus merely posits the existence of God under the guise of explaining the nature of gravity. But it advances us no further than Disquo’s formula. Indeed, it throws confusion over the problem. Is this clear, dwarf?”
“Oh yes, master!” cried Shelyid.
“Good. We may continue.” A sudden frown enveloped the wizard’s brow. Zulkeh peered fiercely at his apprentice, who shrank before his gaze.
“Misinterpret not my words,” spoke the mage. “My intent is not to cast aspersions upon Religion, for such is necessary to discipline the passions of the common herd. In this task, the servants of Religion perform a most exemplary service. For this work they deserve all just credit and due, despite their superstitious habit of cloaking the Old Geister’s immanence in all manner of frivolous and ridiculous trappings. Is this understood?”
“Oh yes, master!” cried Shelyid.
“Nevertheless,” continued Zulkeh, “it is apparent, from the standpoint of the higher reason, that St. Quinine’s contribution to the study of gravity is nought but a diversion. Even so, infinitely more sublime was Quinine’s thinking to that of his historical successor, whose advent was but another symptom of the sad decline of science in the modern world.
“For know, Shelyid, that the most significant figure following Quinine to treat of this question—significant not, as I shall in a moment expose, for his contribution, but for the vulgar popularity which it has received among the plebeians—was Oldgram. Sir Oldgram, for such was he titled in the barbarous land whence he originated, invented what he pompously called the Law of Gravity, thereby arrogating to himself, before his time and without reason, an honor which is properly mine. This law, or rather, ‘law’ so-called (for it is nothing of the sort), states the following impudent proposition: to wit, that objects attract each other in direct proportion to their mass and in inverse proportion to their distance.
“This imbecility has long since swept the modern world, and it grieves me to relate that the Law of Gravity is today considered synonymous with the name of Oldgram. Yet so far from representing an advance of science, much less the formulation of an actual Law (most sublime of Theses), this outrage to all reason has rather dragged the level of scientific thought far
“Oh yes, master!” cried Shelyid.
“Good. We may continue.” A sudden frown enveloped the wizard’s brow. Zulkeh peered fiercely at his apprentice, who shrank before his gaze.
“Misinterpret not my words,” spoke the mage. “My intent is not to cast aspersions upon Religion, for such is necessary to discipline the passions of the common herd. In this task, the servants of Religion perform a most exemplary service. For this work they deserve all just credit and due, despite their superstitious habit of cloaking the Old Geister’s immanence in all manner of frivolous and ridiculous trappings. Is this understood?”
“Oh yes, master!” cried Shelyid.
“Nevertheless,” continued Zulkeh, “it is apparent, from the standpoint of the higher reason, that St. Quinine’s contribution to the study of gravity is nought but a diversion. Even so, infinitely more sublime was Quinine’s thinking to that of his historical successor, whose advent was but another symptom of the sad decline of science in the modern world.
“For know, Shelyid, that the most significant figure following Quinine to treat of this question—significant not, as I shall in a moment expose, for his contribution, but for the vulgar popularity which it has received among the plebeians—was Oldgram. Sir Oldgram, for such was he titled in the barbarous land whence he originated, invented what he pompously called the Law of Gravity, thereby arrogating to himself, before his time and without reason, an honor which is properly mine. This law, or rather, ‘law’ so-called (for it is nothing of the sort), states the following impudent proposition: to wit, that objects attract each other in direct proportion to their mass and in inverse proportion to their distance.
“This imbecility has long since swept the modern world, and it grieves me to relate that the Law of Gravity is today considered synonymous with the name of Oldgram. Yet so far from representing an advance of science, much less the formulation of an actual Law (most sublime of Theses), this outrage to all reason has rather dragged the level of scientific thought far